holy sarah, batman!

Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:14:49 -0400

Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
Thought it was annoying at first but now they kind of like it.

GILMORE GIRLS REWATCH | ONE GIFSET PER EPISODE └ 6.08 - Let me...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:11:53 -0400

GILMORE GIRLS REWATCH | ONE GIFSET PER EPISODE
└ 6.08 - Let me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out

Well, not every ghost has a reason to come back to Mystic...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:02:29 -0400

Well, not every ghost has a reason to come back to Mystic Falls. Just the ones like me, looking after their idiot best friends.

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- Alaska Wilde

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:17:58 -0400

- Alaska Wilde

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you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 01:33:43 -0400

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships

you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you

you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving

you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

buzzfeed: Friendly reminder: The weather tomorrow should be...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:19:37 -0400

buzzfeed:

Friendly reminder: The weather tomorrow should be pretty nice.

lookatallthelovelyfandoms: Actors being their characters...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:26:00 -0400

lookatallthelovelyfandoms:

Actors being their characters without being in character.

NBC confirms “Friends” new comeback season reunion!

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:12:58 -0400

NBC confirms “Friends” new comeback season reunion!:

lenasheadey:

The rumor of a new season for Friends has been surrounding the web for months, but this time is more than a rumor! NBC network has confirmed they will launch a new season of Friends on 2014, it will be about their story in a comeback reunion!

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Dear Chris Brown, Three years ago, you punched your girlfriend...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 00:55:23 -0400

Dear Chris Brown,

Three years ago, you punched your girlfriend repeatedly in the face while screaming that you were going to to kill her. You smashed her bloodied head against a car window, bit her ear and fingers, and placed her in a choke hold until she began to lose consciousness. The beating was brutal, sustained, and left your girlfriend hospitalized.

That really should have been it for you, but you hired a crisis management team, expressed an obligatory amount of remorse, and a surprising number of your idiot fans were willing to overlook the fact that you savagely beat a female.

This past week, you revealed your freshly inked neck tattoo, and it’s plainly obvious that it’s the face of a battered woman, one that bears a striking resemblance to your ex-girlfriend.

Of course, being the little punk that you are, you denied that the tattoo was of her likeness. Instead, your publicist went into damage control mode and made the ridiculous claim that your tattoo was based on a MAC Cosmetics face chart inspired by a Mexican sugar skull. To cap off the absurdity, you tweeted, “I’m an artist and this is art. Dia de los Muertos.”

I’m sorry, but you are not an artist. You’re not even a man. You are a stupid, violent child with a minor talent, and you don’t seem to realize how easily replaceable you are. If Ne-Yo and Usher each produced one extra auto-tuned B-side a year, no one would even notice you were gone.

Your music is cheap candy, a bunch of heavily processed garbage filled with artificial sweeteners and no nutritional value. That’s fine. There’s a market for R&B flavored bubble gum, but don’t go around calling yourself an artist, and let’s not pretend that your new tattoo is art.

Your tattoo is nothing but a toy badge, an empty threat from an angry boy who resents his role as a pop culture villain. Well guess what, Chris? You’re always going to be the villain. Nothing is ever going to change that, and if you don’t like it, then feel free to step off the stage.

No one will miss you.

Yours in disgust,

The Coquette

(Read my Unsolicited Advice column weekends in The Daily.)

If you didn't read the books:

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:44:18 -0400

If you didn't read the books::

You wouldn’t know who Peeves was.
You wouldn’t know how the Weasley Twins made WWW coming from a poor family.
You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
You wouldn’t know much about the Marauders.
You wouldn’t know about Voldemort’s past.
You wouldn’t know the TRUE meaning of “Always.”
You wouldn’t know much about Neville’s past.
You wouldn’t know much about Remus and Nymphadora.
You wouldn’t know about Teddy.
You wouldn’t know or understand the struggle of Draco Malfoy.
You wouldn’t know what really went on at the Quidditch World Cup.
You wouldn’t know much about Snape’s past.
You wouldn’t know or understand the true depth of Harry’s relation with Sirius.
You wouldn’t know about Winky.
You wouldn’t know about Dobby and his sacrifices.
You wouldn’t know much about Horcrux’s.
You wouldn’t know about how the final Horcrux happened and how it was destroyed.
You wouldn’t know anything about Luna’s room.
You wouldn’t know about Dean in Shell Cottage.
You wouldn’t know that Harry repaired his own wand and returned the Elder Wand to its original place.
You wouldn’t know about the true importance of the Deathly Hallows.
You wouldn’t know about S.P.E.W.
You wouldn’t know about Harry, Ron and Hermione’s O.W.L grades.
You wouldn’t know that Dudley said to Harry: “I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”
You wouldn’t know who Snuffles is.
You wouldn’t know that Weasleys came to pick Harry from Dursleys for Quidditch World Cup.
You wouldn’t know how Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody died.
You wouldn’t know that the curse that chopped George’s ear off was actually Snape trying to cut another Death Eater’s wand.
You wouldn’t know the creatures Lupin introduced in third year, like the Grindylow.
You wouldn’t know what happened to Buckbeak.
You wouldn’t know that Draco and Tonks are cousins.
You wouldn’t know how to get to the kitchen.
You wouldn’t know that Stan Shumpike became a Death Eater.
You wouldn’t know about Sirius’ mum’s portrait.
You wouldn’t know how Remus became a werewolf.
You wouldn’t know about Victorie & Teddy.
You wouldn’t know Tonks’ parents.
You wouldn’t know Fred’s complete death.
You wouldn’t know Neville’s parents at St. Mungo’s.
You wouldn’t know about the apparating sessions.
You wouldn’t know how Firenze took place of Divination teacher for a while.
You wouldn’t know much about anything.

unknownbearing: RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:00:27 -0400

unknownbearing:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

allofthefeelings: On playing Inigo Montoya in The Princess...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 04:25:57 -0400

allofthefeelings:

On playing Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride (x)

AND THEN I LOVED INIGO EVEN MORE

princessaryastark: We are all capable of doing so much good or...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:16:43 -0400

princessaryastark:

We are all capable of doing so much good or so much evil.

I will be Dory again, which is the most fun in the world to...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:15:42 -0400

I will be Dory again, which is the most fun in the world to play Dory. And actually the entire sequel is about Dory, the name of the movie is called ‘Finding Dory’.

Empathy Test

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:13:57 -0400

Empathy Test:

dirku:

0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)
33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42)
53 - 63 is above average
64 - 80 is very high
80 is maximum

I got…74. I think I knew this though.

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