March 2012
33 posts
February 2012
79 posts
compelling humans after feeding
damon: an animal attacked you
stefan: an animal attacked you
caroline: your husband likes to get kinky
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Ask away, anons are welcome!
do it do it do it do it now now now now!
“You’re only two years older than me darling. Where have you been all my life?”
– Eighty-two-year-old Oscar winner Christopher Plummer. (via washingtonpoststyle)
Explaining The Vampire Diaries
Me: I'm going to tell you a little bit about The Vampire Diaries and you can tell me if you think you would like it.
Friend: You have two minutes.
Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me: OKAY SO THESE TWO BROTHERS BOTH SLEEP WITH THIS HBIC NAMED KAT PIERCE AND ALL THESE YEARS LATER THIS CHICK LOOKS JUST LIKE HER SO STEFAN STAYS IN MYSTIC FALLS FOR HER AND HIS BROTHER DAMON FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER TOO BUT NOT BECAUSE OF HOW SHE LOOKS, THEN THERE IS CAROLINE AND ALARIC AND JENNA AND OMG JENNA I MISS YOU SO MUCH. DELENA STELENA STEROLINE STEFERINE DEFERINE....Know those terms.... IAN SOMERHALDER PLAYS DAMON AND HE IS 100% UNF MIXED WITH BADASS AND STEFAN LIKE RAWR I'M A RIPPAH. THEN THERE ARE THE OG'S AND OMG THERE IS TENSION E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E.
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Yeah..... I'm good.
Listen
spumonis:
[Trigger Warning: Abuse]
drdonnaatx:
When I was 19, I married my high school sweetheart. He had never hit me in anyway. Never had yelled at me. He was in the Navy and we moved nearly 1000 miles away from home. We had been married one week when he first slapped me. I forgave him. We had been married about a year when he first punched me in the stomach. I forgave him. After about a...
you-need-us-harry:
you may think you ship klaroline but you don’t ship it as much as joseph morgan ships it
lolol. my legs feel like absolute jelly.
note to self: riding lesson after the first week of tennis is very very bad. coach made us do drills with a ball machine for an hour yesterday before actively playing matches against each other. my legs were sore when i woke up.
THEN peggy kicked my ass in the ring today. trotting, cantering, more trotting…oh and lots of two point.
i’m just...
